partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
My mom did that for my fifth birthday. But it wasn’t on purpose or to teach me a lesson. She just thought that the store filled it automatically (heads up, they don’t!). Imagine my disappointment!! Just thought I’d share.
(via crystallized-teardrops)
I really like this song (there’s no video)! If you aren’t aware of this band already, please do your ear drums a favor and check’em out!
Yes.
(Source: arisaavena, via xkryptonianx)
All of a sudden my arm started itching so bad and has little red bumps on it!
Some kind of bug just jumped up and bit me, Lt. Dan! If I find it, I’ma kill it, with FIRE!
Supernatural
NCIS
Criminal minds
Tiva
DestielI’m following all!
(via sassyhatter)
This is how I feel when Tumblr doesn’t work. Grrr! Get fixed soon, now.
(Source: trans-par-en-cy, via distraction)
Tumblr’s being unaccountably glitchy tonight for some reason. He needs to go home, he’s drunk.
We’re talking passed out in the yard, naked, mumbling to yourself, being woken up by the neighbor’s dog licking your face kind of drunk.
When Tumblr gets trashed, Tumblr goes hard core!
Sorry, I just like the animation in this one. And I’m still not tired yet.
