Drunken Potato Head

I'm just a sleep-deprived, half-crazy, college student from KY. I watch WAY too much tv and complain/comment about random stuff. Enjoy!

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)

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In this cult of female martyrdom, where caring for our own well being is always last on our to-do list, it is easy to feel selfish when we do care for ourselves. But being kind to yourself, banishing negative body-talk, taking necessary time away from work, feeding your body with food that makes it happy, taking a morning for spiritual growth, doing one activity you enjoy just because you enjoy it—these things are not selfish! For so long, women have been socialized around the idea of “guilty pleasures”. Female pleasure–whether it is related to sex, food, or even an activity–must be categorized into “good” and “bad” categories. We are taught to feel “guilty” for “indulging,” but often these indulgences are normal, healthy expressions of desire. Common guilty pleasures include: food seen as “bad,” like cake, French fries, or chocolate; reading an erotic romance novel; skipping the gym to watch Netflix in bed; taking a bubble bath to decompress rather than tackling your mountain of homework. These guilty pleasures are fairly normal activities. For women, things that we enjoy doing are labeled “indulgence,” and we chastise ourselves for being “bad” if we do them. Indulgence sounds dirty, but most of our “guilty pleasure indulgences” are simply acts self-care. Self-care is not bad. Self-care is not selfish. Our lives do not have to follow the script of obedience.
Brenna McCaffrey, On The Radical Act Of Self-Care, Feminspire.com (via feminspire)

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We think, I’m not a fool today. I’ve learned my lesson. I was a fool yesterday but not this morning. Then tomorrow we find out that, yes, we were a fool today too. I think the only way we can grow and get on in this world is to accept the fact we’re not perfect and live accordingly.
Ray BradburyThe Illustrated Man (via wordsnquotes)

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*Sighs*

How many times are Julia and Barbie going to be kept apart? The only difference this time is that its literal.

This couple just can’t catch a break.

I always hate when characters stand around giving a big speech to a crowd.

1.) Because they usually don’t mean it and just want to build morale to gain more power for themselves (especially if they are evil).

2.) Because you just know that some derkwad is gonna come along immediately afterward and undo every single damn thing that they just said.

No wonder Junior’s so messed up, both of his parents are freaking crazy and emotionally unavailable, albeit in different ways and for different reasons.

Right now I’m wondering if Big Jim’s little ‘freak out’ will somehow lead to his death like it was prophesied at the end of Season 1?

Lol, at Norrie’s description of the ‘Giant Killer Suck-Hole’. 

Big Jim and Pauline’s big kiss was gross for more reasons than just the blood.